Honestly, why the fuck?
Every week the winners of QOTW are little more than a paragraph, and every week, everybody tries their best to write the longest, most drawn out essay, featuring more line breaks than anything else ever before ever.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)

And DETERMINED that they've had sex.

(__, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:15, archived)

To be fair, that one actually didn't.
I read it. All of it. Long, boring, meandering. It could have been better summarised thus: "I once didn't have sex."
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:17, archived)