Oh I can. I can also spot a talented author when I see them.
Hint: You're not one of them.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:33, archived)

That's correct.
I've never written a book.
( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:36, archived)