I wish someone would hide my phone from me when I'm drunk.
I text and call anyone I can.
I talked on the phone with my friend's grandmother for a half hour once.
You'll feel like a right tit tomorrow.
Oh and piss off back to QOTW, etc.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)

i'm feeling my right tit now

( scott,, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)

uh huh

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)

it's hairy

( scott,, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)

Yes but, I can't touch it so I don't want to know.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)

i'll let you know next time i'm touring the states with my Touch The Tit show

( scott,, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)

:D
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( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)

OH HELLO
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( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)