"Another Shit Blog About A Subject That Other, More Successful Blogs Have Already Covered. By The Way, I Suck. And You're Gay For Reading This."
Or "Fuck Off" for short.
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:13, archived)

Or
"The Owner Of This Blog Has Never Said Anything Bad About Andrew Sachs. Or His Granddaughter."
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:15, archived)