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What should I name my blog?
I've started a film review blog. At the moment it's called 'Film And That', but I don't think it's a very good name.

Can you think of anything better?

[edit: I know, I know, blogs are shit. I don't expect anybody to read it, and I won't be trying to spam it anywhere. It's just sort of an online portfolio of writing, for my own purposes, sort of thing.]
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)
Yesterday's Fad

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:12, archived)
Welcome to 2003.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:12, archived)
Give me big Mac, give me fries to go

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:12, archived)
*dances*

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:13, archived)
I just found the 12" of that on my ex HDD
The bass line gives me goose bumps
I loved PWEI
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:15, archived)
...loved them?
Do you no longer love them?

:(
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:16, archived)
Of course
Box Frenzy is in my top five favourite albums
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:26, archived)
Good lad

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:32, archived)
I'm so fucking cool

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:33, archived)
You're *almost* as cool as me

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:46, archived)
I have it on CD.
Haven't listened to it for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:17, archived)
I win
I have it on vinyl
Big Yellow cover with a radiation trefoil on it
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:26, archived)
Like this
www.musicobsession.com/Pictures/p/o/popwilleat245248.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:29, archived)
Vinyl doesn't win
unless you're a DJ or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:30, archived)
maybe not in 1995
It's a collectors item
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:31, archived)
Which is good if you're a collector, I suppose.
I think the CD I've got is actually some sort of compilation album.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:33, archived)
Vinyl utterly wins
Mmmm, crackly warmth
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:32, archived)
I think i've actually got it on cd somewhere.

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:18, archived)
"Another Shit Blog About A Subject That Other, More Successful Blogs Have Already Covered. By The Way, I Suck. And You're Gay For Reading This."
Or "Fuck Off" for short.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:13, archived)
Or
"The Owner Of This Blog Has Never Said Anything Bad About Andrew Sachs. Or His Granddaughter."
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:15, archived)
Wow, that's a great idea, do you reckon you'll be invited to film previews and premiers ?
That would be just swell !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:13, archived)
Who do you expect to read it?
You should name it to appeal to that group of people.
(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:13, archived)
So Long Barry Norman, Long Live Jonathan Woss

EDIT:
PS. He fucked your dawter


EDIT2: If it's to serve no purpose online, then why the fuck do it at all? Just scribble notes down on a pad with a biro, and keep it to yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:13, archived)
Cock Juggling Thunder Cunts
or This Is My Blog Please Read It Or I'll Kill Myself
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:14, archived)
YABTNEMMWR! (pron: yabtenimeeeewl!)
yet another blot that nobody except my mum will read
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:14, archived)
I couldn't even get my mum to read mine :(

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:14, archived)
You never write! You never phone! You expect me to go on the "internet"! Oy vey.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:15, archived)
Hmm,
she's usually a lot less jewish than that.
(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:17, archived)
What's At The Talkies

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:14, archived)
You have said neither please nor thankyou
Go away
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:15, archived)
go away
please..
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:16, archived)
Shove it up your cock, please.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:17, archived)
I never professed to be polite

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:17, archived)
NUGSHOT

(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)
I started a blog once
until I realised a) no-one else wants to read it and b) I don't want to read it either.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:34, archived)
I've started several
most of which are still kicking around, unused and unloved
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:37, archived)
I still see things that I want to add to the blog
but by the time I've written the post, I read it back and think "what a load of bollocks" and it disappears into the unpublished ether.

Who the fuck wants to read about Communist minivans anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:38, archived)
At least you have a subject
mine were always unthemed mental dribblings
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:40, archived)