Bought: four walls and the roof.
Gifts: table, chairs, cocktail cabinet, slippers, watch
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:07, archived)

Do you have a jolly play on the wireless
and the children playing quietly in the corner with wooden toys, while you smoke a pipe?

:p
( moohalaa, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:10, archived)

Yes.
Yes I do. When they've finished playing, I will beat both them and my wife with a rolled up copy of the Times and then withdraw to the study to peruse my etchings of african tribeswomen.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:16, archived)