Anyone have a problem with the new Comodo internet security update?
If you use alternative software, have a look around the room you're in
and list 5 items you've bought and 5 items given to you as gifts.

Bought:
1 iPod
2 EEE PC
3 Mobile
4 Whetstone
5 Chopping knife

Gifts:
1 USB microphone headset
2 Nintendo DS
3 Zippo lighter
4 Television
5 Hi-fi
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:05, archived)

Use a privvy, they're the newest thing.

( Druid, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:06, archived)

pr b
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:07, archived)

Did someone mention pretend, overpriced floorless half-tents?

( moohalaa, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:07, archived)

Bivvys are the latest fashion for cunts.

( Druid, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:08, archived)

Bought
Gibson Les Paul
Gibson Les Paul
Gibson Les Paul
Gibson Les Paul
Mobile phone

Gifts
Laptop
Stereo
Amp
Amp
Amp
( moohalaa, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:06, archived)

Hmm, can I bring my strat out to yours and do a comparison?
Always the Les Paul vs Stratocaster arguments but presently I don't have access to a LP to try it out....
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:13, archived)

What if you don't have 10 things in your room?
Think about that bitch.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:06, archived)

Then you are poor
and cant afford the internet
( shitshitshitshit x_x, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:07, archived)

Oh
Well, it wasn't me. I just couldn't be assed thinking about it.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:08, archived)

I suffer from that
and I don't live in a gift-giving culture neither.
Although someone has offered me 5 tonnes of carrots for my car today.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:08, archived)

Then list them.
I doubt you are able to keep your room THAT clean though. :-P
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:08, archived)

Bought: four walls and the roof.
Gifts: table, chairs, cocktail cabinet, slippers, watch
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:07, archived)

Do you have a jolly play on the wireless
and the children playing quietly in the corner with wooden toys, while you smoke a pipe?

:p
( moohalaa, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:10, archived)

Yes.
Yes I do. When they've finished playing, I will beat both them and my wife with a rolled up copy of the Times and then withdraw to the study to peruse my etchings of african tribeswomen.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:16, archived)

Hmm
Bought:

Telly
Table
Bag
Welsh Dresser
Curtains

Gifts:

Gibson SG
Lizard
Heroes GN
Candlesticks
Cat ornament thing.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:09, archived)

bought:
my xbox, laptop, rat, rat cage, sky+ stuff

gifts: gears of war 2, lots of gifts (still got birthday stuff out), greenbay shirt x 3

I win
( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:10, archived)

If only I wasn't such a tight cunt, I'ld buy you this.
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=BFdfoYhGJj8
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:14, archived)

Hmmm.....
Brought
"iPod Touch Thirty Two Gigabytes First Generation, no it isn't the iPhone, yes it's FUCKING awsome, no I won't have sex with you... okay, maybe."
"Nokia N-Series En Eighty Two with eight gigabyte card, yes it can do everything the En Ninty Five can, no I won't have sex with you.... okay, maybe."
"Smooth SHAPE smooth TASTE 'Galaxy' ... a little extra, make the most of your special moment... just add Galaxy ™*, no I won't have sex with you.... okay, maybe."
"Pall Mall Famouse Virginia Tobbaco, red packet, superkings... yeah' mate, I know, credit crunch, init."
"Hidegen Fogyaz.... oi', my Red Bull is forign muck, I paid over the queen's head for this, and they got the cheek to put forign words on my tin... I'll faakin' 'ave the slippery cunt that sold it to me."

Gifts
... not sure, I'm at my mums, so most of this stuff is hers.



* Naturally, saying the word 'TRADEMARK', no, YELLING IT.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:13, archived)

Bought:
Laptop, Telly, Xbox, DVD player, Squash Racquet,

Presents:
Three piece suite, shelves, robot, wine, monkey
( nick the greek, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:17, archived)

Bought:
1/ Thousands of records
2/ Novation KS Rack synth
3/ Kurzweill PC88 keyboard
4/ Yamaha A5000 sampler
5/ Pants

Gifts:
1/ Pants
2/ Grand Theft Auto 3
3/ More Bottom - The Scripts
4/ Cubase VST
5/ Did I already say pants?
( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:19, archived)