That's it
just make it up.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)

There's really no need to make anything up
Bud managed to make a real fool of himself and show everyone just what a mental cunt he is.

I suspect thats why he hasnt returned.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)

She's the captain's wife
I'd expect her to know what was said and what wasn't.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:40, archived)