fair enough
it's not that hard to start; there's a million decent online resources to start you off. Paying money to schools for Elementary or Beginner classes is a mug's game.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)

Downloading from Pirate Bay
I ain't fuckin' payin', innit
( Hankster, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)

Rosetta Stone?
That's usually considered the definitive self-teach foreign language company
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)