German's fucking great for nouns
"oeldruckzeigergeber"
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)

and it's so agressive too even in the politest of situations
I was on a train going to Berlin and the automated voice came over the tannoy and said "AUSGANG - RECHS!!"

I thought soldiers were going to come down the carriage and demand my papers!
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)

There aren't that many celebrated German Love Poets, that's true

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:54, archived)

however I have met many sexy german girls

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)