I'm going to wear a balalaclava when I attack you so you can't identify the aSAILant

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)

You just want to invade
my poop deck.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)

and play with
your rowlocks
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:45, archived)