it's critical that we know what's going to be on
so we know exactly when to begin the slumping and napping phase of christmas
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)

napping starts whenever you sit down in front of the TV, apparently.

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)