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Hurray
I have my Christmas Radio times now (the correct one as I bought the wrong one yesterday DUH) And this years Christmas telly looks ace.

On Christmas eve we are treated to two muppets films. then there's Royle Family, Jonathan Creek (even if his new companion is the gobby bird from two pints meh) Doctor Who, Shooting Stars, Wallace and Gromit, QI xmas special, AND the Krypton Factor. *breathes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
Awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:44, archived)
POSTING NEAR THE TOP
That episode of J Creek was filmed in my brother's house. I think the 2 pints girl gets murdered in it, I know she was running about screaming covered in blood anyway. If you look closely you'll be able to see me in the loft hatch. 100% TRUE.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
The one where the dead guy floats up the stairs was filmed in my Ftrizl-box

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
I'm looking forward to seeing the episode
It took them 2 days filming and for I think a 3 minute scene.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
That's not bad for a 3 mins scene.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
Sheridan Smith was sitting under a tent drinking tea
My brother has a mini crush on her and wanted me to go and get her autograpgh. I said fuck off and were looked on from a far.

His landlord made a nice bit of dosh for it and got new carpets because they had to ruin some with blood.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
fine, ditch us for your celebrity mates.
Be that way.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
I wasn't allowed on set :(
I sat in music shed drinking tea and smoking.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
She'd have probably shagged him.
She's filthy. I love her.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
NOW YOU TELL ME
Bah. She didn't look too happy, was filmed at the end of September when it was cold and rainy...
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
Also the fat guy from Gavin & Stacy was outside my office smoking on Monday filming at Molionare

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:25, archived)
I love him.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
He had a lovely neck beard
I had mittens on. I think he won the blokey man man game.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
Someone once said I look like her.
I think she had something wrong with her eyes. See also the person who said I look like Drew Barrymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
*curls up laughing under desk*

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
I know.
Velma it is. And that's all. Or maybe Olive from On The Buses.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
*gasps for breath*
Drew baryy..pffft
*collapses again*
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
Yes.
I know. It's hilarious when a troll such as myself has been compared to such a beauty. Great fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
sorry, I'm sorry
I'm done, I'm done.
*coughs*
*uncontrolable giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
No.
It's fine. Carry on. It's not as though I have feelings anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
You're right
I'm sorry
*smirks*
*smiles*
*giggles*
*titters like a loon*
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
Fuck sake Peter Parker
No need to blat your web all over the place. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)
You're much prettier than Drew Barrymore

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
Except in ET
FIT
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
Now there's no need for piss taking

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
I was just setting myself up for a pædo joke.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
Well I'm glad it's not just me.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:36, archived)
I've got a Lu care-package for you still.
I'll get it in the post so you can have a lovely smelling christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
Get you, hob-nobbing with the stars
;)
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
ELLO!
I was wondering where you were! Wish me luck, I'm going in a bit to win lots of monies.

I hope!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
I am crossing all my fingers and toes!
I have been to the wilds of Hemel Hempstead this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
my condolences

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)
I went on a roundabout that went both ways.
BOTH WAYS!
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
like a bi-sexual

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
GAH! you poor thing!
I'm off now ciao ciao!!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
WIN THAT MONEY DG!
x
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
I's pronounced
'emel 'empsted
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:45, archived)
Take it to qotw
you massive liar.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
Hey
There's no call for, oh sod it, you're right.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
Why the fuck would I lie about something so crap lol :)
EDIT: also you look 30ish
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
I'll have you know I was ID buying fags yesterday

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
That's because they needed your name because you might be buying them for your grandkids
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
I'm almost 30.
There's nothing wrong with looking 30ish
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
Unless you're a particularly ugly
30 year old of course.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
Like I said.
I'm not 30 yet. Time will tell if I make an ugly 30 year old. Probability is very high indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
LIES!
You're LOVELY!
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)
Looking your age is fine. he's same age as me and looks 40ish, maybe 50ish now :P

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
There is when I'm the same age as donkey gums
He's just jealous because I know how to iron a shirt or something.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
You're 80 YEARS OLD!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)
Get a haircut hippy

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)
DON'T TALK DOWN ABOUT THE LOCKS OF SAMSON

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
KRYPTON FACTOR
AWESOME
I remember watching that as a child (was probably repeats) why was everyone so ugly back then.
(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:44, archived)
WE DIDN'T HAVE PLASTIC SURGERY BACK THEN, THAT'S WHY
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)
Well we did,
but it was rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)
It was also only for people who really needed it
not just ones who thought a bigger pair would make their lives better.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
Here, maybe.
You could have always just gone to the states, where they'll do just about anything if you're prepared to pay for it.

It disturbs me that there are now adverts for cosmetic surgery out in public, particularly in bus shelters, of all places. It's the new rich chav must have.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)
It's also seen as acceptable for young people
who may not have finished growing yet.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)
But surely by waiting
there is a chance they grow up to ugly?

But seriously, I thought there had been a ruling recently about those adverts?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
I don't know,
but I noticed one in a taxi only a couple of weeks ago.
Maybe the ruling didn't ban all adverts for cosmetic surgery clinics outright.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
I like how they make adverts look so much like articals, that they need to write a note saying it's an advert.
It's CUNNING.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)
cunning
like a linguist
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
Like the 118 adverts that look like a comic.
Or the adverts for sweets in the Beano.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
They didn't screen people for attractiveness before they went on the telly,
unlike now.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)
someone sounds bitter and ugly!

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
Not really,
having to go on the telly is like my worst nightmare.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
Me too, I hate being noticed.
CHB loves it, he'll go on anything with lights and cameras and he's very good at it too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:49, archived)
I refused to get in the local newspaper
after I got my A-level results. The guy who phoned me up seemed a bit confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)
I think that people who work in the media
are so used to being bombarded by people wanting publicity they just can't understand the opposite point of view.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
but then again
you are hideously deformed and wrong
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
You should read some of those adverts on the tube.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
I hope your computer never needs fixing again.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
You have a duty of care to Hercules
He misses his mother.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)

ou should read some of those adverts on the tube. m
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
real life lol

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
Word

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
ive always wanted to do the news, but just be my annoying self
spin round in the chair, be rude and all that
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
What does 'ugly' sound like?

(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
haha
A bit like "mnnnnnnnngngngnnngggg", I guess. A sort of munting call.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)
That's a bit philosophical.
I guess everyone has their own idea of that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)
I guess they get to choose?
You're beautiful. No, I've not seen you.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
One of your posts read aloud.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)
U. G. L. Y
you aint got no alibi
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
I'm actually fuck-all good-looking.
but you've not seen me, so who gives a shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:00, archived)
Way to miss the point, Dingus. He wasn't accusing you of being Ugly.
It's some lyrics from a song, Mr. Defensive.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
We've seen your penis

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
well, at least I think it was your penis
the resolution of the image was quite low.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
now that I think about it, it could have been a jpg artifact.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
*click*

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
*points at the nerd*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived) 


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(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
fuck all good looking?

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
Also, they were clever people
who are traditionally less conventionally attractive. All the pretty ones were out enjoying themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
That too.
Do you remember Junior Krypton Factor? (or whatever they called the kids' version) Argh... cue my Nanna continuously asking me "why aren't you clever, like them?"
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:49, archived)
I saw an old episode of Krypton Factor last week
people in their 20s looked like 45 year old tax inspectors
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
Hah, Bumhug.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)
Welcome to hell, sweetheart.

(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
Ben Shepherd is doing the Krypton Factor.
He's LOVELY
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)
I think he is a bit dishy too

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)
he is built like a tank,

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
a fish tank

(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)
Claws and a ridiculously big nose?

(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)
A septic tank.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
I can scarcely contain my overpowering glee
oh wait... yes I can.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)
QI is shit
and its even worse when its a special.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)
The Royle family is just a documentary about Halifax

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)
Jonathan Creek is more predictable than Star Trek TNG and House combined

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
The muppets are great fun if you are five years old.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:49, archived)
Don't even get me started on the fucking abortion that is Dr Who.
which just so you know, was shit in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
I'm up for a bit of Krypton Factor though.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)
I like Dr Who,
I used to hate it but when you watch a few of them, it actually sucks you in.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
It's like you want us to hate you

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)
THEY'RE FROM MANCHESTER YOU IGNORANT RATBAG
NANNA LIVES IN DROYLSDEN. NOT HALIFAX. GOD ARE YOU STUPID?
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
I like QI, It has lots of interesting things in it.

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
The only things I've ever seen on QI that I didn't already know are the kinds of retarded pedantic
'I think you'll find' bullshit that only total bastards know.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
STOP TROLLING, WORMULUS
If you don't like QI then you're not a proper person.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)
I don't like Qi
I find it lacking in soul.

I'll tell you what the worst thing about it is, its the faux-dizzy 'Oh look at me I'm so hilarious I'm getting the answers wrong' act that Alan Davies puts on.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:56, archived)
NOT A PROPER PERSON
STOP TROLLNG
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:57, archived)

Its the televisual equivalent of those 'entertaining' Dr Spastic's Almanac things that wankers buy.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)
Oh here's an interesting fact?
How many penises does a man have?

1? No everyone knows that in fact we have 17!
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:00, archived)
Well, you're wrong.
It's funny. A curse upon you and your so called "opinions".
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
I like this exchange of opinions.
No.
You.
Are.
Wrong.

I.
Am.
Right.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)

You.
Are.

M.
Is.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
Maybe we could all go on telly, and just argue that.
Would that make you happier. There would be no witty banter, no Stephen Fry, no buzzers with amusing sounds and certainly no Jonathan Creek man.

Happy Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)
Witty banter? witty banter?
Its the most artifical, heartless attempt at cosy humour I've ever sat through.

If you want wity banter, buzzers, amusing sounds and quality contestants, there are plenty of half-decent shows to choose from.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
Don't tell me you watch QI to find things out?
The rest of us watch it cos it's funny.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)
Don't be a dunce
read what my post was in responce to.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)
Don't be a fool
who has time to read things properly? I just scan a couple of lines then post offensive and reactionary rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
leave my mother out of this

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:57, archived)
A lot of it doesn't really seem particularly obscure,
but then again, not everyone went to good universities, as it were.
Alan Davis never ceases to entertain with his childlike na-ivety, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)

Alan Davis never ceases to entertain with his childlike na-ivety, though.


THAT'S THE WORST BIT.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)
You just don't like funny things.
I bet jokes generally just confuse you.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
Qi is neither Quite Interesting or funny
It should really be called CF: Cheap Filler
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
I bet you like Frasier.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
Frasier is acceptable.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
HA
BUSTED

Oh look, he's gone and committed an embarrassing social blunder again by doing something really obviously stupid. Oh now look, he's trying to dig himself out of a hole! Oh, my sides. It's as if someone thought that in order to create hilarity, it's entirely sufficient to merely satisfy the basic definition of dramatic irony.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
I never said it was anything other than acceptable.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
It is unacceptable.
It makes me want to throw a brick at the screen every time he starts gossipping about someone when they've only just gone in the kitchen.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
You just don't like funny things
I bet jokes generally just confuse you.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:39, archived)
The same joke over and over again for half an hour,
and then on for the rest of the series, it gets tired very quickly. And you're confusing "funny" with "annoying". Again.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:43, archived)
now there's a line
and right here, you're wronger than goatworrier up to his nuts in a vole.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
Did you watch the Children in Need special
it was like they'd replaced the contestants with lumps of stone with smiles painted on them.

Its just fucking dull.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
A lot of that was Terry Wogans fault as he kept reminding them why they were there
That's no fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
yes, it was shit
but in general, QI is excellent. and I suspect the CiN one was so shit because they couldn't swear or be cunts and they had to be sycophantic to Wogan. I doubt that'll happen on the christmas one, unless they decide to screen it at 7pm or something.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)
I don't intend to watch much telly this christmas
except New Who.

I'm going to be in the pub
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)
I wish I had tits.
People complain when I post nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)
it's critical that we know what's going to be on
so we know exactly when to begin the slumping and napping phase of christmas
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
napping starts whenever you sit down in front of the TV, apparently.

(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)

tits something interesting to say
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
How is this nonsense? Its promoted a discussion about Christmas telly.
Watch and learn.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)
It's not nonsense, and it's nothing to do with her being a her.
But naturally, you won't reply to this, as it's verging on a conversation.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:56, archived)
You do have tits though from what I've seen

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
And how many crappy repeats?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)
NO VICAR OF DIBLEY REPEAT?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
Probably

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
Nope, not on Christmas Day anyway
not even on G.O.L.D
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)
I'm disgusted
It's almost as if they've realised it's shit
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)
HOLD UP
Shooting Stars? I knew about all the rest but this is news to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
YES YES YES
10pm Tuesday 30th BBC2
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
WOOP WOOP!

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)
Which gobby bird from 2 pints? Not Sheridan fwap fwap fwap Smith?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
Yes :(
If she's the one that was with Ralph Little in it then yes it's her.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
Hoorah!
fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap

*edit*, oh Jonathan Creek, I thought you meant she was on Dr Who :(
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
I'd high five you,
but I know where your hand has been :(
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)
OH HOT PISS
*excited*

14 DAYS TO GO ETC ETC
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
NO WAY FUCK OFF

I don't even have an advent calendar yet :(
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)
I NO!
I *heart* Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)
Wait-a-sec, really? 14 days?....=/
I've not done anything in prepiration. Nothing at all.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)
Well get on with it

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
I'm tired pickle, oh so very tired.
I just want to sleep for a few weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
TOUGH

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)
TIRED !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
Shame

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)
I bet that's causing some prespiration

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
The next person over the age of 6
who points out how many days/sleeps it is till christmas, is getting their eyes put out with a rusty spoon. Clear?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
What is wrong with you?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
I was about to point out
that any fucking retard can read a calendar, we don't need reminding. but apparently a couple of fucking retards can't ....

and in answer to your question, I'm a grumpy fucking shit.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:56, archived)
It's not about reading the calendar
It's about it only being 14 days till Christmas. OMG YEY.

Cheer up grumpy bum.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
... which is about being able to read a bloody calendar, surely?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
Well, yes but my point was that it wasn't for the benefit of the retards who can't read a calendar
I give up. I'm confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
I'm currently listening to the Beastie Boys classic
"No sleeps till Christmas."
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
I'm going to see if that works
as the lyrics tomorrow. The London transport version "No stops til Bounds Green" worked fine, at least on easy anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)
what shape chocolate did you get behind today's door?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
DESPAIR SHAPED.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:57, archived)
THIS
SHAPED?
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)
right down to the missing bite, gluey. right down to the missing bite.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
office giggle

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:57, archived)
Rusty spoon shaped.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)
I hope there is an Everybody Loves Raymond special, that would be ace.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)
And a King Of Queens special.
And both their wives meet and get it on.
With me in the middle just sort of lying there and enjoying it.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
i find the title of this show misleading.
i for one think he's a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:57, archived)
You can't be a proper mong; you are too coherent.
I bet you're only some sort of petty autism.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
there are many forms of mong

pehaps one day you will learn to love us all, as we love you.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:00, archived)
SPECIFICS, MONGO.
Enough vaguery.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
i'm too scared to tell.
incase one day you come to power and track me down by my spackery.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)
We all know its you
It doesn't have a donation icon.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
sadly no.
i can only dream about attaining such levels of ignorance and intolerance
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
ROAR!
*INTOLERANTS*
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)
hey you guys.
*chunks*
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
It's Yuletide
Why ruin it watching telly? That's why we have PVRs isn't it?

I intend to be so mashed that I doubt I'll know what a telly is.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:00, archived)
what's a PVR?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
I am also anxious to know.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
*waits for Mykeyboy to make a hilarious post about not owning a TV*

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
What about traditional films
Bond on ITV, The Great escape, Zulu etc.
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
I DON'T EVEN OWN A TV.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
Oh, you!

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
hilarity ensues

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
Oooh, Johnathan Creek and Shooting Stars, ace.
I really don't like Wallace and Gromit, though, although I'm used to putting up with them at this time of year. Same with the Muppets.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
Christmas TV is all well and good
but I tend to miss it all by being constantly drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)