It's not about reading the calendar
It's about it only being 14 days till Christmas. OMG YEY.

Cheer up grumpy bum.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)

... which is about being able to read a bloody calendar, surely?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)

Well, yes but my point was that it wasn't for the benefit of the retards who can't read a calendar
I give up. I'm confused.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)