oh now
*drives for two hours*
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)

She only lives round the corner.
Speed the fuck up.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)

I'm hoping she'll have stopped crying and got the fuck over it by then

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)

She shouldn't be such an obnoxious bitch
then I wouldn't feel the need to smake her about so much.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)

You're worse than Druid when he slapped Springy for not letting him touch her special parts

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)

Slaped, shurly

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:14, archived)