Why not close the site down?
No bad can come of it, really.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:16, archived)

it would bugger up the FHM 100 Greatest Websites though
interesting that 4Chan is rated higher than this place
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)

Office workers productivety would rise 43%
and the recession would end
( CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)