Quick question--what does FP mean?
(as in 'I would have FP'd)
( LS18, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:57, archived)

Front page in b3ta terms.
FUCKING PAKIs if you're a skinhead.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:58, archived)

Front Page,
this page www.b3ta.com
( well, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:58, archived)

It refers
To when you to a Fart Piss. I shall not explain.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:58, archived)

front paged
as in the left hand side of the b3ta.com front page.
( moohalaa, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:58, archived)

Got it.... Thanks all

( LS18, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:59, archived)

"/talk, constantly being helpful"

(PsychoChomp, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:00, archived)

We're all lovely here, and nobody's ever a real cunt to anyone hardly ever at all.

( Druid, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)

'cept me

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)

Yeah, you're an otter cunt.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)

Ok, now I'm scared.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)

Furry Poochute

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:58, archived)

Furry Penises.
as in "I have a FP", a term for the unshaved.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:59, archived)

it means "the mods are wankers, and they should put this image on the front page, however, as they are wankers, they haven't"

( rob, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:59, archived)

You're so bitter about your own website, first QOTW invasions, now /Board.
It's almost as if you don't regret making /talk.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:00, archived)

I rue the day we opened b3ta
actually, I think it was 9/11

*checks*

Nope, 9/12 - sinister

www.b3ta.com/board/1
( rob, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)

So it's all your fault
Everything
The war
Death
Maddie
Baby Peas and all the cunts in the world
I should start a facebook protest or something
But I can't be arsed
( Hankster, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:03, archived)

That's actually quite good.
Also, www.b3ta.com/talk/1 boring first post.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:03, archived)

I'm spending some time to flick through the numbers at the end and see how /talk progressed.
I'm looking for the first ever lunch thread.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)

Why not close the site down?
No bad can come of it, really.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:16, archived)

it would bugger up the FHM 100 Greatest Websites though
interesting that 4Chan is rated higher than this place
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)

Office workers productivety would rise 43%
and the recession would end
( CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)

Lots of us rue the day you started it as well
I mean look at the untold misery you have brought upon the world

/resident grumpy bloke who says it used to be better in the old days
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)

or when mods actually cleaned up the place and did things
granted I would probably be banned for things I have said, but at least the place would be more inviting for new users.
( moohalaa, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)

They fear the new

( Hankster, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)

is this the 'new' anymore?
aren't we creeping toward becoming 'established'

another few months or years there'll be a b3ta retrospective on a tv arts programme
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)

nah, just the old normal thing of any one of "us" can start a thread with something hilarious like "your mum"
but if a new person does it, they may as well have fucked a baby
It's just a bit tiresome to a place that 80% of the time is quite nice
( Hankster, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)

Yup
Different rules for different people...not that we should need any other rules than 'don't be a twat'

And yes, that includes...shock horror...people can start threads without a question
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)

How dare they

( Hankster, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:40, archived)

I don't really think there's that much that needs to be cleared up by the mods,
occasionally, something might get out of hand, but somebody always runs to them anyway.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:29, archived)

What mods?
I don't think there are any mods.

It's all just a myth.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)

Like Women.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:34, archived)

Hahahah you made a mistake, now everyone's going to act as if it has a direct effect on their lives.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:00, archived)

noone has yet.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:00, archived)

I know, I feel silly now.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:01, archived)

You should totally have more faith.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)

Except that no-one did.

( well, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:01, archived)

wut wuz th mistake?

( LS18, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:01, archived)

/talk is belived to reply to all questions like this with
"fuck off you cunt" or "your mum LOL"
(PsychoChomp, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)

People over this side tend to treat questions like that with contempt.
They like threads about what you're having for dinner.
( Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:03, archived)

I had a roast.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:05, archived)

I might pop a pizza in the oven shortly
& by pizza in the oven I mean my penis in your mother
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)

I'm at my parents' house, so if you do fuck my mother it'd be nice if you knocked on my door and said hello.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)

Knock on your door?
I think he's intending to kick them in.
( Lord Gnome, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:10, archived)

Sounds delectable
what's the topping?
( H.B.Mupps, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)

My special sauce
Hello newish person
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:16, archived)

I've noticed that.
Getting a straight answer on here is like eating peas full of maggots--you can get the peas if you've time to sort out the maggots.
( LS18, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)

it's sort of like a small dog

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:00, archived)

Fisted pug?

( Lord Gnome, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)

No it's just the way these trousers hang

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:10, archived)

I think I'll have the veal.

( Lord Gnome, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:11, archived)

I've heard it's veally good

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)

I have no beef with that.

( Lord Gnome, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)

Here you go
*unzips*
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)

Fat Poof
(four posts down)
( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)

I've met him and he's actually not fat at all.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)

Fertile? Pah

( moohalaa, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:10, archived)

Fudge Packer.

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)

In that context...
'I would have Fisted Prince'
( H.B.Mupps, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)

Flight Path

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)