righty-ho
shoulda known better.

*finds kitten pictures

take two (or more) slices of white bread
grill until brown on one side
turn and add cheese
place back under grill until cheese starts to brown
remove from grill
stuff down neck, wash down with lager from tesco
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:04, archived)

Make toast but pop it out halfway
add sliced cheese, tomato puree from a tube, sweetcorn and half a green pepper in slices.

Put it under the grill until the cheese melts. MINI PIZZAS!
( moohalaa, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:12, archived)

sounds lovely
but without the sweetcorn and pepper slices
sweetcorn makes me vomit copiously
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:15, archived)

or ham and pineapple or something
I wanted a pizza but my local takeaway was shut, so I made my own.
( moohalaa, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:17, archived)

ah bollocks to that
there's pizza in the freezer...

fuck it. crisps FTW!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:21, archived)

Ambassador, you are really spoiling us

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:16, archived)