That option isn't available to me, I'm afraid.
I might see if I can MS Paint my hair out of pictures to see me as if I was as bald as JMG.
( moohalaa, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:22, archived)

graft your face
onto roy castle's head

and voila!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:23, archived)

Just do it, and buy a hat while you're at it.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:24, archived)