Well yours wasn't as amusing.
You sound like Johnny Twobags.

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( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:06, archived)

I fear
You, and everyone missed the point of my terrible post.
(Twin Pack Even less funny than Michael McIntyre, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)

You seemed sad that you have a good life free from anything too troubling.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:17, archived)