Okay, come back soon.
Don't forget to tell your imaginary friend that you said some swear words to people on the internet. Maybe he won't hate you quite so much then.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:17, archived)

hello darling

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:36, archived)

Evening, gorgeous.
I'm off to bed shortly, but it's reassuring to know you're here to keep the quality levels up.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:40, archived)