List how many more drugs you've taken than JMG too.
That's a surefire winner.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:39, archived)

i heard you were a really rubbish lay.
grats :D
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:43, archived)

Mummy been spreading lies again?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:45, archived)

yeah, just before your dad fell out of the wardrobe with a camera
and a hardon.. your family is fucked up dude
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:51, archived)

Where were you hiding?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:52, archived)

i was probably out of my face on coke at the time
or something..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:55, archived)