
I realise that this must be a pretty unpleasant period for you and you probably came here looking for a bit of sympathy and maybe a little comedy relief. Breakups are rarely fun, and text is an especially shitty way of doing it.
All the same, I don't know you, I don't know the circumstances, and you'd probably be better off having a chat with a genuine, real-life friend. They're much more likely to be able to offer proper support.
Cuntface.
( , Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:35, archived)