I'm getting broken up with. At this very moment. After a year. Over text message.
I hope everyone else is having a better night.
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:24, archived)

haha, yes, yes I am
edit: cuntface
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:25, archived)

Good to know.
Keep it up. I'm living vicariously through you.
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:27, archived)

I touched a lady's bewbs yesterday!

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:29, archived)

Tell me what it was like.
I've never had the chance.
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:30, archived)

it's like touching a chimpanzee's winkie
but bigger and more bewbsy
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:33, archived)

Did she recover?

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:30, archived)

silly MooCow, people don't "recover" from being sliced up in the bathtub!

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:32, archived)

Oh, sorry.
Didn't realise it was a proper date. I thought you'd just beaten up a hooker.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:39, archived)

Piss off, cuntface.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:26, archived)

Thanks for that
cheers
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:30, archived)

No, you're right, that was harsh.
I realise that this must be a pretty unpleasant period for you and you probably came here looking for a bit of sympathy and maybe a little comedy relief. Breakups are rarely fun, and text is an especially shitty way of doing it.

All the same, I don't know you, I don't know the circumstances, and you'd probably be better off having a chat with a genuine, real-life friend. They're much more likely to be able to offer proper support.

Cuntface.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:35, archived)

haha

(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:39, archived)

Woah!
Men documenting their life on a website is hella sexy
(popiellajones, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:33, archived)

not as sexy as women touching each other's wee-wee parts though

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:38, archived)

Yeah
I do wee wees out of my ears baby. MMMMMMMMM
(popiellajones, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:43, archived)

...




I dislike you.
( Tamashii the other beige meat., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:43, archived)

(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:45, archived)

OH NO
EDGY GIRL ON THE INTERNET.

You know the rules don't you? I notice and validate you and you gaz me a picture of your clunge, right?
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:39, archived)

All of your QOTWs involve hooking up with someone, or sex in some way.
It doesn't reflect well on you.
( Tamashii the other beige meat., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:40, archived)

*looks*
wow, you're right. Well, things happen.
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:41, archived)

Also, gain some weight.
You're too skinny for your height. Eat some pies!
( Tamashii the other beige meat., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:43, archived)

I do try
For a while the doctor put me on these shakes that were supposed to help me gain weight but nothing worked.
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:44, archived)

I used to be the same
But now, my boyfriend works at Domino's Pizza. There is always free food brought back to the flat. I finally started to put on some mass (Plus I wuold never actually buy those pizzas. Too cocking expensive.)
( Tamashii the other beige meat., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:47, archived)

I worked at cici's pizza for six months and ate there near every night
and gained all of 5 pounds :-(

The only thing that sucks about it is trying to find clothes that fit well.
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:52, archived)

BOOM SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE THE ROOM

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:48, archived)

AHAHAHAHHA
You fucking loser. I looked at your profile. You're wearing a dog collar, you do/did coke and you like Pink Floyd. AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH FAIL
(popiellajones, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:46, archived)

Coke?
I never did coke. I did ecstasy among other things. Get your facts right.
( Tamashii the other beige meat., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:48, archived)

coke, ecstasy, all the same

(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:48, archived)

This isn't true.
For several reasons.
( Tamashii the other beige meat., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:50, archived)

OO EE OO AAHH AHH
TING TANG WALLAH WALLAH BING BANG
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:52, archived)

/thread

( Tamashii the other beige meat., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:55, archived)

^

(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 6:00, archived)

Sorry
Wearing a dog collar and liking Pink Floyd is perfectly acceptable.
(popiellajones, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:50, archived)

Would you prefer
A dapper hat?

photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v254/99/53/685678736/n685678736_675489_1433.jpg

(Because if there's one thing to stop people trolling you, it's posting pictures of yourself in a costume)
( Tamashii the other beige meat., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:53, archived)

At least he has a profile
Besides, he's cute, minus the collar
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:48, archived)

Oooooh,
Get you!
(popiellajones, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:54, archived)

huh?

(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:56, archived)

She be just a troll
Fol de rol.
( Tamashii the other beige meat., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:57, archived)

What?
Not being a teenage boy interested in other boys doesn't make someone a troll.
(popiellajones, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 6:02, archived)

No, being a troll does.
Alternatively, I'm just arbitarily decided to dislike you and I'm warming to the concept.

THE CHOICE IS YOURS =D
( Tamashii the other beige meat., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 6:04, archived)

Ok baby-boy
Maybe some day you will be able to have a female friend who is neither gay nor painfully ugly and bitchy.
There's still time, your balls have yet to drop.
(popiellajones, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 6:08, archived)

Oh Popiella
We could make beautiful music together.
( Tamashii the other beige meat., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 6:13, archived)

Popiella isn't a troll
At least she wasn't on her old profile.
(Twin Pack Even less funny than Michael McIntyre, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 6:13, archived)

Ah, maybe she's just in a bad mood.
Let my soothing voice calm you down, darling.
( Tamashii the other beige meat., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 6:17, archived)

I like both of you equally
this is a great spat to start the day with.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 6:13, archived)

I love everyone
Apart from womanaphobic gay men. Menaphobic gay women are acceptable.
(popiellajones, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 6:19, archived)

I wasn't aware there was a spat. Only gentle sparring.
I love you really Pops :'(
( Tamashii the other beige meat., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 6:21, archived)

I'd hit it

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:49, archived)

Damn you Gilgamesh,
you win again!
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:51, archived)

Your profile
has three pictures of you.

It doesn't reflect well on you, you self obsessed, narcissistic, egocentric cunt.
(Twin Pack Even less funny than Michael McIntyre, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 6:05, archived)

Alas
All you say is true.
( Tamashii the other beige meat., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 6:06, archived)

Yeah well fuck you too buddy, who do yo...
Oh wait...

Fair enough.
(Twin Pack Even less funny than Michael McIntyre, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 6:08, archived)

now don't get me wrong here, I'm no bum bandit
but I would definitely probably ejaculate into his rectum were I so inclined
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 6:11, archived)

He's too pretty/weedie/indie for me.
I need a real man.
(Twin Pack Even less funny than Michael McIntyre, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 6:14, archived)