now don't get me wrong here, I'm no bum bandit
but I would definitely probably ejaculate into his rectum were I so inclined
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 6:11, archived)

He's too pretty/weedie/indie for me.
I need a real man.
(Twin Pack Even less funny than Michael McIntyre, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 6:14, archived)