Because everyone surfs in Australia
and if you can't they'll all laugh at you and call you a poof.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:57, archived)

Even the kangaroos surf

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:58, archived)

Even the sharks surf.

(MooCow_Byter, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:00, archived)