You know how much I love you, yes, you right there, reading this, right now.
I just hope that you know I would do this for you.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:51, archived)

Well now I feel a bit embarassed...
I would have let you drown. But only because I'm a coward.
(Kushan just wants to fit in..to your mum, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:54, archived)

The world needs a balance, chum.
Chum, get it?
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:58, archived)

No :(

(Kushan just wants to fit in..to your mum, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:59, archived)

You fail.
Horribly.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:00, archived)

the pun is of the highest pedigree

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:02, archived)

Personally, I think it's appawling.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:03, archived)

That's even wuffer.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:05, archived)

Don't get in a roe. We're all in the same school.
How will others look a prawn us?
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:06, archived)

Are you just going to flounder about with fish related puns now?

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:08, archived)

A joke?
How are scandinavians like a shark? They're both finnish.
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:16, archived)

haha, pfft. You're just trouting off anything that comes into your head now.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:23, archived)

Better than whale-ing about nothing all day though.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:24, archived)

But at least, you still haddock go.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:47, archived)

Now you're dinghy it!
Boat of us, now.
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:52, archived)

I see the angle that you're getting at.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:59, archived)

I know.
But only because I flounder on other pun topics.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:52, archived)

You're eely getting to me now.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 2:01, archived)

Too silly. I'm sorry, gentlemen, but this has gotten too silly.
But we did have a halibut good time!
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 2:14, archived)

We're doing dog puns, you wag.

( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:12, archived)

Dogs are hard, fish are easier.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:22, archived)

You said it man.
High five! *smack*
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:26, archived)

How'd you get loose?
*Re-binds*
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:28, archived)

MMMMMMffff!
*struggle*
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:33, archived)

I'm only guessing
But I think you're trawling for laughs.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:19, archived)

Caught by the spider!
Help me!!!!
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:20, archived)

*Binds in arse-silk*

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:23, archived)

i wont stand for violence against sharks

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:54, archived)

I agree, sharks have never hurt any- WAIIITTT A MINUTE! Haven't you seen Jaws?!

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:58, archived)

Sea kittens, m'bokay?
Sharks are fish and fish are sea kittens. FACT
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:00, archived)

I have.
He's massive IRL and his missus is tiny.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:00, archived)

that's not Jaws
that's the Crankies
( vladimir, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:03, archived)

Remind me again why I want to learn to surf.
_{I'm only kidding, I want to learn so I'll have something to do other than smoke weed and bum about on the computer on my days off.}
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:54, archived)

I'll answer this in the form of a psychic SMS.
Because life, my friend, is all about learning - on one level, expanding upon our own knowledge that we feel may be useful in later life,
right down to simply learning our mistakes so we can develop more as a human being and member of society.

oh, i thought that said 'stuff'.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:56, archived)

Because everyone surfs in Australia
and if you can't they'll all laugh at you and call you a poof.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:57, archived)

Even the kangaroos surf

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:58, archived)

Even the sharks surf.

(MooCow_Byter, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:00, archived)

Croikey moite thors a shork in the wortuh!

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:56, archived)

If you say 'air fridge' it sounds like an Australian saying 'average'.

( Bob Todd whee, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:00, archived)

There's a Thai restaurant called 'Fuk Mi' near here...
It's pronounced 'Autumn breeze'.
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:25, archived)

areyou my mummy?

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:58, archived)

you do know nearly all people here are not teenage girls?

( mongychops, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:00, archived)

What?
Oh fuck this, i'm off
( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:02, archived)

That's not what the brochure said!
=-(
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:02, archived)

You obviously got a different brochure from mine.
Mine described this site as being at the cutting edge of internet humour. If I'd known what it's really like I'd have taken 4chan's pension plan.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:13, archived)

this is boring
Why are you saying this boring shit? If it was real then it would be on the news.

It isn't 1942 anymore, you have freedom. You have the freedom to bomb the shit out of them damn muslims. Oh except, a lot of them danm muslims are on our side . NOOOO
(popiellajones, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:05, archived)

Welcome attention seeker.
We want to sea watered down puns. I'm not making you, just urchin you to.
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:09, archived)

what on earth!
OR IN SEA?!?!?!?!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:12, archived)

You otaku!
I'm a total fan of anemone!
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:19, archived)

yeah, fuck your face

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:27, archived)

Fuck your face sounds complex
Yet it also sounds simple.
Would you still fuck my face,
if you knew I had a pimple?
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:36, archived)

a bit

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:42, archived)

You and I should totally get together and have sex some time.
I mean, you pertain to be female. I claim to be male. It's a setup so perfect even Avril Lavigne herself couldn't improve on it.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:20, archived)

i hope to fuck that you're not ogling her profile picture.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:55, archived)

SHUT UP SIR SAND GOBLIN.
I'm about to pull.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 2:08, archived)

suigintou.desudesudesu.org/4scrape/img/wg/1210611640165.jpg
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:41, archived)