Nice one! Can I suggest 'the biomechanics of anterior cruciate ligament reconstruction'
with added corpses.
(Tibbins, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:22, archived)

posterior excruciating member constriction
would possibly be more apt
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:25, archived)

is proved by the Coanda effect upon small flightless mammals.

( Bob Todd whee, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:26, archived)