I am paying the price of being a lazy cunt.
I've got to do about two year's of work for my PhD in probably the next year or so.
And it's all your* fault.
Gah.


*my
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:13, archived)

What are you researching?

( supermoore: HUNG, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:15, archived)

Obviosuly not purile behavior, pedantry or sexual deviance
or he'd have a wealth of material from a day on here.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:18, archived)

"A sociological study of implied homosexual rape in Internet message boards
and its implications for the wider mental health of the UK"?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:21, archived)

You talk real purdy...

( Geordie Al, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:22, archived)

Boy
you use your mouth purtier than a 20 dollar whore
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:23, archived)

That's only about £2.50 with the current exchange rate
*Flies to US with TFH*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:24, archived)

Horns aren't allowed in US bound flights since 9/11.

( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:26, archived)

I've got this great CD* that has loads of samples
from Deliverance. Bumraping fun for all the family.


*Revolting Cocks, 'Beers, Steers And Queers', if anyone's familiar with it.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:26, archived)

Squeal like a pig, boy

( Geordie Al, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:30, archived)

Drop yer god-damn britches!
C'mon, take 'em right off...
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:38, archived)

*bums you crazy*

( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:22, archived)

The whereabouts of the elusive
Higgs Bourbon, from memory
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:19, archived)

Have we looked under the sofa?
Or failing that, the spectators gallery of public swimming pools?
( Geordie Al, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:21, archived)

I know fine well where my higgs bonbon is
thank you very much
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:23, archived)

Meh.
I wasted my life on B3ta AND got a PhD. Mind you, I did single-handedly devalue the whole PhD system.
( Geordie Al, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:15, archived)

I fear not
I got in there and devalued it 6 years ago :P
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:16, archived)

Ah, crap.
My one achievment in life, ruined!
( Geordie Al, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:17, archived)

no - at the very least you have equalled me
you may even have devalued it more than I ...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:18, archived)

Bah.
It had already been worth shit for a couple of years by then.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:19, archived)

Good afternoon, Docto.....pffffft
*clears throat*
So, Doct....hahahahahahaa!!

No sorry, can't do it.
/happy enough to have devalued bachelor's degrees
( Newington, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:18, archived)

You'll have something blocking your throat soon enough,
me lad!
*zzzzzzzzip!*
( Geordie Al, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:20, archived)

and I single handedly devalued the MSc system
keep up the good work b3tans, soon we will have infiltrated everything on this planet and made it all worthless!
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:26, archived)

May I infiltrate the Swedish Women's Bikini Team,
please? Starting with the showers?
( Geordie Al, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:27, archived)

Already done sorry
The position within the german ladies weight lifting team is open though
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:30, archived)

You'll be fine
first rule of a PhD - the majority of your thesis will come from 6 months of work. The rest of the time you will spend down blind alleys, drinking or fucking around on t'internet.

Plus, UCL gave me a PhD so you'll piss it ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:17, archived)

Ther's an easy way out of this.
Just start a thread here and we'll each add a line. Then put them all together and submit as your thesis.

Voila, instant PhD!
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:18, archived)

Nice one! Can I suggest 'the biomechanics of anterior cruciate ligament reconstruction'
with added corpses.
(Tibbins, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:22, archived)

posterior excruciating member constriction
would possibly be more apt
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:25, archived)

is proved by the Coanda effect upon small flightless mammals.

( Bob Todd whee, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:26, archived)

My dad did no work at all in his second year of uni.
And he got a Master's.
( Bob Todd whee, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:23, archived)

well my dad can rip a phone book in half

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:26, archived)

My dad can wee out of a window further than your dad.

( Bob Todd whee, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:28, archived)

well my dad can throw cattle over the moon

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:29, archived)

My dad is
baulder and more ginger than your dad.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:29, archived)

baulder Baldr, surely?

(yes, I know it was Loki, don't go berserk at me...)
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:40, archived)

My dad can beat up your dad
Actually, knowing my dad he'll probably just get pissed and throw up on you.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:30, archived)

My dad is a gentle and considerate lover

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:33, archived)

Your mum is better though

( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:36, archived)