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I am paying the price of being a lazy cunt.
I've got to do about two year's of work for my PhD in probably the next year or so.
And it's all your* fault.
Gah.
*my
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:13,
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What are you researching?
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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:15,
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Obviosuly not purile behavior, pedantry or sexual deviance
or he'd have a wealth of material from a day on here.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:18,
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"A sociological study of implied homosexual rape in Internet message boards
and its implications for the wider mental health of the UK"?
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:21,
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You talk real purdy...
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Geordie Al, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:22,
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Boy
you use your mouth purtier than a 20 dollar whore
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Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:23,
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That's only about £2.50 with the current exchange rate
*Flies to US with TFH*
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:24,
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Horns aren't allowed in US bound flights since 9/11.
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Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:26,
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I've got this great CD* that has loads of samples
from
Deliverance. Bumraping fun for all the family.
*Revolting Cocks, 'Beers, Steers And Queers', if anyone's familiar with it.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:26,
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Squeal like a pig, boy
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Geordie Al, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:30,
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Drop yer god-damn britches!
C'mon, take 'em right off...
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:38,
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*bums you crazy*
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Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:22,
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The whereabouts of the elusive
Higgs Bourbon, from memory
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L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:19,
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Have we looked under the sofa?
Or failing that, the spectators gallery of public swimming pools?
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Geordie Al, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:21,
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I know fine well where my higgs bonbon is
thank you very much
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elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:23,
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Meh.
I wasted my life on B3ta
AND got a PhD. Mind you, I did single-handedly devalue the whole PhD system.
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Geordie Al, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:15,
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I fear not
I got in there and devalued it 6 years ago :P
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:16,
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Ah, crap.
My one achievment in life, ruined!
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Geordie Al, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:17,
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no - at the very least you have equalled me
you may even have devalued it more than I ...
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:18,
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Bah.
It had already been worth shit for a couple of years by then.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:19,
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Good afternoon, Docto.....pffffft
*clears throat*
So, Doct....hahahahahahaa!!
No sorry, can't do it.
/happy enough to have devalued bachelor's degrees
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Newington, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:18,
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You'll have something blocking your throat soon enough,
me lad!
*zzzzzzzzip!*
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Geordie Al, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:20,
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and I single handedly devalued the MSc system
keep up the good work b3tans, soon we will have infiltrated everything on this planet and made it all worthless!
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elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:26,
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May I infiltrate the Swedish Women's Bikini Team,
please? Starting with the showers?
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Geordie Al, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:27,
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Already done sorry
The position within the german ladies weight lifting team is open though
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elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:30,
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You'll be fine
first rule of a PhD - the majority of your thesis will come from 6 months of work. The rest of the time you will spend down blind alleys, drinking or fucking around on t'internet.
Plus, UCL gave me a PhD so you'll piss it ;)
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:17,
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Ther's an easy way out of this.
Just start a thread here and we'll each add a line. Then put them all together and submit as your thesis.
Voila, instant PhD!
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Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:18,
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Nice one! Can I suggest 'the biomechanics of anterior cruciate ligament reconstruction'
with added corpses.
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Tibbins, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:22,
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posterior excruciating member constriction
would possibly be more apt
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L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:25,
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is proved by the Coanda effect upon small flightless mammals.
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Bob Todd whee, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:26,
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My dad did no work at all in his second year of uni.
And he got a Master's.
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Bob Todd whee, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:23,
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well my dad can rip a phone book in half
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:26,
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My dad can wee out of a window further than your dad.
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Bob Todd whee, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:28,
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well my dad can throw cattle over the moon
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:29,
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My dad is
baulder and more ginger than your dad.
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Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:29,
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baulder Baldr, surely?
(yes, I know it was Loki, don't go berserk at me...)
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:40,
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My dad can beat up your dad
Actually, knowing my dad he'll probably just get pissed and throw up on you.
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Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:30,
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My dad is a gentle and considerate lover
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:33,
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Your mum is better though
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Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:36,
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