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I am paying the price of being a lazy cunt.
I've got to do about two year's of work for my PhD in probably the next year or so.
And it's all your* fault.
Gah.


*my
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:13, archived)
What are you researching?

(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:15, archived)
Obviosuly not purile behavior, pedantry or sexual deviance
or he'd have a wealth of material from a day on here.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:18, archived)
"A sociological study of implied homosexual rape in Internet message boards
and its implications for the wider mental health of the UK"?
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:21, archived)
You talk real purdy...

(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:22, archived)
Boy
you use your mouth purtier than a 20 dollar whore
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:23, archived)
That's only about £2.50 with the current exchange rate
*Flies to US with TFH*
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:24, archived)
Horns aren't allowed in US bound flights since 9/11.

(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:26, archived)
I've got this great CD* that has loads of samples
from Deliverance. Bumraping fun for all the family.


*Revolting Cocks, 'Beers, Steers And Queers', if anyone's familiar with it.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:26, archived)
Squeal like a pig, boy

(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:30, archived)
Drop yer god-damn britches!
C'mon, take 'em right off...
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:38, archived)
*bums you crazy*

(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:22, archived)
The whereabouts of the elusive
Higgs Bourbon, from memory
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:19, archived)
Have we looked under the sofa?
Or failing that, the spectators gallery of public swimming pools?
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:21, archived)
I know fine well where my higgs bonbon is
thank you very much
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:23, archived)
Meh.
I wasted my life on B3ta AND got a PhD. Mind you, I did single-handedly devalue the whole PhD system.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:15, archived)
I fear not
I got in there and devalued it 6 years ago :P
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:16, archived)
Ah, crap.
My one achievment in life, ruined!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:17, archived)
no - at the very least you have equalled me
you may even have devalued it more than I ...
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:18, archived)
Bah.
It had already been worth shit for a couple of years by then.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:19, archived)
Good afternoon, Docto.....pffffft
*clears throat*
So, Doct....hahahahahahaa!!

No sorry, can't do it.
/happy enough to have devalued bachelor's degrees
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:18, archived)
You'll have something blocking your throat soon enough,
me lad!
*zzzzzzzzip!*
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:20, archived)
and I single handedly devalued the MSc system
keep up the good work b3tans, soon we will have infiltrated everything on this planet and made it all worthless!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:26, archived)
May I infiltrate the Swedish Women's Bikini Team,
please? Starting with the showers?
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:27, archived)
Already done sorry
The position within the german ladies weight lifting team is open though
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:30, archived)
You'll be fine
first rule of a PhD - the majority of your thesis will come from 6 months of work. The rest of the time you will spend down blind alleys, drinking or fucking around on t'internet.

Plus, UCL gave me a PhD so you'll piss it ;)
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:17, archived)
Ther's an easy way out of this.
Just start a thread here and we'll each add a line. Then put them all together and submit as your thesis.

Voila, instant PhD!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:18, archived)
Nice one! Can I suggest 'the biomechanics of anterior cruciate ligament reconstruction'
with added corpses.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:22, archived)
posterior excruciating member constriction
would possibly be more apt
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:25, archived)
is proved by the Coanda effect upon small flightless mammals.

(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:26, archived)
My dad did no work at all in his second year of uni.
And he got a Master's.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:23, archived)
well my dad can rip a phone book in half

(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:26, archived)
My dad can wee out of a window further than your dad.

(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:28, archived)
well my dad can throw cattle over the moon

(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:29, archived)
My dad is
baulder and more ginger than your dad.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:29, archived)

baulder Baldr, surely?

(yes, I know it was Loki, don't go berserk at me...)
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:40, archived)
My dad can beat up your dad
Actually, knowing my dad he'll probably just get pissed and throw up on you.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:30, archived)
My dad is a gentle and considerate lover

(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:33, archived)
Your mum is better though

(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:36, archived)