Hello hello
I'm at a place called Birmingham
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 8:20, archived)

Where do we send the condolence cards?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 8:27, archived)

Hmmm... Bradford? Newton Abbott?
Barrow-in-Furness? No, wait, it must be simpler than that...
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 8:30, archived)

Good god, dont say Bradford three times in the mirror...
Bogus will turn up
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 8:31, archived)

turn firm
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 8:33, archived)

Pfft

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 8:43, archived)