Because you're being a twat :)
It's obvious
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)

Im a twat for being entertained by omgdrama on here?
Christ, that makes everyone here a twat then doesnt it?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)

I find the idea of there being something entertaining on /talk
To be quite a novel one. Tell me, when is this likely to happen?
( Lord Gnome, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)