ah cannie unnerstan a wurd yous are sayin pal

( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)

HOOTS MON THERE'S A MOOSE
LOOSE
ABOOT THIS HOOSE
( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:02, archived)

get tae fuck.

( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)

Elusive where's yer troosers?

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:10, archived)

I don't know
yer maw threw them out the window in a fit of passion last night and they'd gone by the time I went to find them this morning

ninja'd
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)