Unimpressive Delicious
is most certainly an apple.
Asda sell them in packs of 12, or so it would seem....the bastards...
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 22:42, archived)

Granny's Mits was quite tasty
had to wait for her to die before we could cook her hands into the pie though
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)