you could couteract it by farting so hard your bum opens so wide it all get sucked back through the other way

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)

Then I'd just by a one man mobius strip
I'm gonna do that
( Theoban What of it, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)