Well when I've eaten half my own head the mucus in my nose starts pouring back into my gaping maw
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Theoban What of it, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:34,
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Have you considered writing for Mills and Boon?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:34,
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Derek lifted up Lydia and gently caressed her brow as he slowly but surely undressed her from her gossamer nightie
Laying her down on the bed, she nodded encouragingly as he entered her, softly at first but then with growing insistence.
"Oh jesus is that supposed to do that? Oh god there's blood everywhere oh god oh god this bed was new oh jesus oh crap oh hell what are we going to do now your parents are back in half an hour" he whispered softly, lovingly into her ear.
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Theoban What of it, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:37,
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Titania was powerless to resist
as his sapphire eyes seemed to burn into her very soul. His strong arms enveloped her. Within seconds he had dropped his trolleys and was conkers deep.
/Viz and Boon
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:42,
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