Staying in like an old woman is fucking awesome
I can always find a seat, the house doesn't smell of cheap aftershave and alcohol and I'm half as likely to get decked.

Plus jim-jams.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)

THIS
Also, the snacks are cheaper.

I love staying in with a nice supply of lager, ice lollies, Smarties and TV shows.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)