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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:18,
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No.That's a comboin aaaaaaaarrrvester.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:20,
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Oi cant read and oi cant write but oi can drive my trattor(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:21,
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If the Wurzels covered Genesisyou should rewrite the songs.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:22,
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go down pub, drink 10 pints, get completly plasterdgo back home shag the kids, oim a dirty farmer bastard
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mongychops, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:24,
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I was camping in Cornwall years agoThe field next door was essentially a shit tip. Two boys were arguing in the morning "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaad, he won' let me droive the trakdur"
"Gerrout the fuggin' cab, you li'l basturd and let yer brother in"
"Fuck off Daaaaaad"
"OW!!"
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I grew up in Cornwall. I think I know these people.(
thealternativefact, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:34,
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I had every one of my summers there for about 5 years :)You've just made me get all reminiscent.
There used to be a pub in a cliff face called 'The Port Issac' I think just down the round from Boscastle, did the best scampi ever and had a Table that you could play Space Invaders on :)
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:45,
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Table top games were aceIf you're lucky you can click an electric lighter near the coin slot and get free games
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I wish I had an electric lighter at the age of 7 :)I think games were 20p. Also they had Commando. My dad would just put a fist full of change down and tons of Scampi Fries whilst he and my mum got pissed as me and my brothers punched each other got dibs on first go :)
Ah man I want to go back there :( I know it won't be the same but would be cool if it was :)
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:52,
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Being Cornwallit's probably exactly the same :)
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thealternativefact, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:56,
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hahaha, i'll be camping all next week judging by one lads catch reportfuck all
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mongychops, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:34,
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What will you be camping in?*waits for it*
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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:48,
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god that's hilarious. so fucking accurate of everyone in the fricking countryside.(
sleepybinky, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:40,
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Devon Liberation Army?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:20,
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Gerrof my landOr i'll wage a campaign of kidnappings and sheep beheadings
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:21,
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Oi'll piss in yorrr Zoider.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:22,
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It moit make it go a bit clearer.(
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:23,
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I used to live in Brizzle.Snede Park to be precise.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:35,
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And to you!I don't know if we'll be going to the local Irish bar. It's only 5 minutes walk away, but I was last there about a month ago on a Thursday, and the two of us were outnumbered by the barstaff.
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Druid, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:20,
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You'll forgive me for not diddly dee-ing.As I have an Oirish name I am above these things and I will be wilfully sober for the rest of the day.
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So you doYou've got the military nouse, I've got the inclination. Fancy a coup?
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i wonder how many guinness hats i end up with todayi reckon 4
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mongychops, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:20,
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I shall be at home watching Heston or CSIand listening to the caterwauling, yowling, gittery and general loss of dignity going on outside.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:21,
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OooohI may stay in with beer and watch House like some old woman.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:24,
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Staying in like an old woman is fucking awesomeI can always find a seat, the house doesn't smell of cheap aftershave and alcohol and I'm half as likely to get decked.
Plus jim-jams.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:26,
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THISAlso, the snacks are cheaper.
I love staying in with a nice supply of lager, ice lollies, Smarties and TV shows.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:34,
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Is it not Grissom's Last CSI tonight?(
The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:27,
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Helloyes it was my earworm again this morning. Reelin' in the Years by Steely Motherfuckin' Dan
www.b3ta.com/talk/6007246
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:28,
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It is indeedbut it's Heston's Tudor thing tonight, and I find the Tudors dead interesting. We have to make a decision.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:28,
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heston will be on channel 4 catch up online(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:32,
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4OD's never worked for meit just fucks my computer up.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:34,
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not OD, that requires a downloadthis is just a catch up thing that works like iplayer
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:37,
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make sure you can use it ok before you make your choicei will not be blamed if you miss it!
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:07,
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on which channel?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:32,
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Potatos and Jesus to you too.(
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:27,
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I've actually been to Inchagoill Island which is on Loch Corrib and done a fartie in St Patrick's first 12th century ChurchSpooky old place. Spooky, eggy smelling place.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:35,
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Is 'The Craic'a word for 'the foul smell that seeps from chain fake-Irish pubs across the world'
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WormuIus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:32,
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The only Irish pub I like in London is The Toucan.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:37,
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I stopped smoking yesterdayI feel the need to hit things. It's a shame I can't exercise at the moment.
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jenpots, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:29,
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My friend's just quitshe's making those friendship bracelet things to keep her hands busy. So far, so good.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:30,
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too fiddley for meI really just want to train this aggression out.
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jenpots, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:32,
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You need to get one of those inhalator thingiesthey are awesome and really helped me last time but I failed when I went out boozing so I shall get it out again next week and not go boozing ever again.
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Mrs Sp@m, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:32,
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I STOPPED YESTERDAY AS WELLKeep it up!
I'm incredibly angry as well
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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:35,
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it's rubbish is stopping smokingbut in a couple of weeks I should be able to exercise again and I wanted to be able to breathe whilst I'm trying to get my fitness back up.
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jenpots, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:40,
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Same reason as meMy fitness is rubbish at the mo. I am going to sign up to a half marathon, somthing to work towards.
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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:05,
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AlsoTry patches if it gets a bit much, seems to take the edge off of it.
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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:07,
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Patches are fucking horrible thingsProbably better to go for the gum. Tastes shit but the dose should be better.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:08,
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I'm hoping to manage withoutI was only smoking between 7 and 10 a day. Just with not working and sat in the house all day, you start thinking how you could be smoking instead of being bored.
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jenpots, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:09,
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That said, I hope you stick with it, auld bean(
Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:37,
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It stunts your growth and everything/is 5'7"
/just realised that's the same height as Richard Hammond, who also smokes
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:38,
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And my best mate (male) who also smokes.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:39,
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I'm 6'1" and smokeso I declare all your data to be meaningless.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:51,
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Good thing you smokeYou'd be getting altitude-related nosebleeds otherwise.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:53,
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Actuallyyou might be right. My brother doesn't smoke and is 6'4".
curses.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:59,
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Fucking hellThat's almost dangerous amounts of tall, there.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:07,
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conclusive proofwho needs scientists, eh?
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:09,
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See?Thanks to cigarettes you don't have to smash your noggin on doorframes and shit.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:04,
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i like b&h goldinfact i'm off for one now, i will perv at the lovely london ladies at the same time
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mongychops, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:42,
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They're a bit costly, they areMayfair Menthols do me fine. Maybe even Richmond, if I feel like a bit of povvo-chic.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:46,
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I actually farted when I posted thatSorry for the crossfire.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:50,
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doesn't stop me being aggressive.It'll go. I just wanted to moan a little.
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jenpots, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:42,
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Balls.We're not even allowed to put up St. George flags around here when it's St. George's day. They get their own Sky One i-fucking-dents.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:52,
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We don't celebrate St Patrick. It's just an excuse for people to get drunk and blame the Irish.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:58,
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Who says you're not allowed to put up St. George flags?(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:03,
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UsuallyThe Local Authorities.
Gernerally something to do with Muslims & such.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:05,
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For fuck's sake, that's ridiculous.It's England, put up English flags.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:07,
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I don't as I'm not arsed about such thingsBut it would seem a lot of local councils are terrified of the prospect of people putting flags up.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:09,
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it's almost like a picture.this must be clicked
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:03,
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ta.Will try to find a session to go to this evening.
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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:08,
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