with his wrinkly hands

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)

It's like a finger foreskin

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)

and his tongue

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)

It's true. She does have a very lickable forehead.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)

You say the sweetest things sometimes

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)

I'M COMING FOR YOUR FORELOCK!
*lappy tongue face*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)

I LIKE IT BETTER WITH POLICE DOG
He cares.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)

You bloody would
fucking favouritism right there that is.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)

It's the wet nose that does it.
That and the big waggy tail.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)

Madam Marlboro thought he was into scat
bur he just has bad bowels and is incontinent
( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)

Works for me.

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)

PISS PARTY!

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)

It helps we've already got rubber sheets

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)