Happy dinnertime!
What were the first films you remember seeing at the cinema?
Mine were ET, Return of the Jedi, The Never Ending Story, The Dark Crystal and one called The Ice Pirates.
Actually, there are a few others I remember. I saw a lot of films as a child.
( Druid, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)

seeing watership down

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)

Bright Eyes was number one the week I was born
FACT
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)

"Come on Eileen"
was number one when I was born :(
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)

Mine was Two Tribes Go To War
by Frankie Goes to Hollywood.
( SuperMatt, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)

Adam & The Ants - Prince Charming
was number one the week i was born
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)

fifth element
and space jam
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)

i love the fifth element.
the baddy is so funny.
( sleepybinky, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)

The more I see that film, the more I realise how brilliant it is.

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)

it is one of my favourite top films

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)

bloody kids

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)

I'm 21
just never got taken to the cinema BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T LOVE ME ENOUGH
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)

STRAIGHT TO VHS FOR YOU ONLY

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)

FITH ELEMENT!?!?!
That only came out in '97.. are you a ridiculously young'un or have you been locked in a cupboard all your life?!
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)

makes you feel old doesnt it.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)

I'm only 26 :(

( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)

there there
/pats back

that is how it starts
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)

I was trying to chat up one of the barmaids in le' pub the other night.
She called me a dirty old beggar. OLD.. FUCKING OLD?!
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)

I think there should be a badge or something for those of us `of a certain age`

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)

HAHA OLD CUNT

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)

I later found out she was in PRIMARY school
for a good number of years after I had left SECONDARY school.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)

My other half's 22 years older than me.
How do you think he feels?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)

with his wrinkly hands

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)

It's like a finger foreskin

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)

and his tongue

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)

It's true. She does have a very lickable forehead.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)

You say the sweetest things sometimes

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)

I'M COMING FOR YOUR FORELOCK!
*lappy tongue face*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)

I LIKE IT BETTER WITH POLICE DOG
He cares.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)

You bloody would
fucking favouritism right there that is.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)

It's the wet nose that does it.
That and the big waggy tail.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)

Madam Marlboro thought he was into scat
bur he just has bad bowels and is incontinent
( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)

Works for me.

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)

PISS PARTY!

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)

It helps we've already got rubber sheets

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)

That his basement needs a good clean out.
/fritzl
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)

Fucking lucky
I'd imagine.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)

Haha!
I imagine he'd feel a whole lot luckier if she wasn't such a sarky little cow.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6024987
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)

Sarky little cow.

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)

*peeks*

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)

i didn't see all that many films.
the first one i saw in a cinema without my parents was titanic. and it was shit :(
( sleepybinky, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)

I went to see titanic on a date, only it was sold out, so we went to see Regeneration instead.
This did not result in nookie.

The End

/T Moose Age 30 1/2
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)

i watched titanic and WORST OF ALL i was then duty bound to go with my best friend cos she hadn't seen it so i had to watch it TWICE.

( sleepybinky, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)

Mind you
that'll fucking teach you to go and watch Titanic. That's some suspension of standards and taste just for the possibility of fingers & tops.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)

see above

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)

You fucking liar
you're not that young.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)

I bet her parents didn't have a TV and they thought Films rotted their minds.
I bet they spent all weekend playing scrabble.

She seems the type.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)

Chess actually.
They took me to see Macbeth when I was 5.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)

ha ha,
I don't even think you're joking.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)

I'm really not.
I'm living out my lost petulant childhood on the internet.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)

*smug that my predictions about your childhood were correct*

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)

You try being an only child to aspiring middle class parents
I still can't go near an antique shop without getting a massive sulk on
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)

It's no wonder even the lesbians hate you

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)

They love me.
Especially the bull dykes.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)

I bet they do
they probably imagine getting a whole arm up you.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)

I went to torture garden
There were two women in a cage. One was fist fucking the other.

Strangely hypnotic stuff.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)

I can imagine
you should have asked if she'd lost her keys.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)

It didn't feel right to engage them in conversation really.

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)

Well I'm pretty sure
sign language wouldn't have worked either
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)

Fuck I've just realised it's you.

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)

REALLY?
...and what's wrong with that?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)

Nothing.
Nothing at all.
I'm just a bit slow.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)

Ah, ok
I decided to take my surname out of my username, people were starting to find out where I live and sending me gifts.

I got a poo toblerone and seventeen toenail clippings.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)

Best. Christmas. EVER.

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)

My nan wasn't appreciative
but she was impressed that I was able to make toenail gravy.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)

Mmmmmm... nicely done

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)

I really want to go to Torture Garden
I can only imagine how out of place I would look.
( WormuIus, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)

SPACE JAM
What a shite film that was.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)

space
Pearl
Got their reissue of "ten" today. I love it.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)

we used to watch the disney ones
the first film i remember though would be the secret garden.
( sleepybinky, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)

Bambi
4 years old. I cried. Bambi's mum FOREVAR IN MY HART.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)

i was four, i saw that, i cried, but i don't remember it at all.

( sleepybinky, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)

I remember it vividly.
That gunshot still haunts me to this day.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)

shot to the heart and whose to blame
you give hunters a bad name.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)

Teen Wolf and The Little Mermaid are the only two I went to see as a child

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)

poor you
ugly child?
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)

Mentally ill mother

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)

I am not
just a little confused of late.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)

You and me both, love :)

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)

We were lucky filmwise.
Kids these days have an OD of cartoons and CGI animations, there aren't as many decent kids films.
We had the Indiana Jones films, The Goonies, Back to the Future, Ferris Beuller, there were LOADS.
( Druid, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)

wot no tron, last starfighter and he-man and the master of the universe!

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)

I can't remember if I saw Tron at the pictures. I only
saw He Man when I was about 14. Utter tosh.
( Druid, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)

but but but they were after the key to the unverse of some such bollocks

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)

It was terrible.
I'm sure I saw Condorman at the pictures. In fact I know I did, but looking at the year I'd have been about 4. Scarred for life.
( Druid, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)

fucking hell , now that was a awful awful film

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)

back in the day films were shown for a lot longer though
and often came back to small cinemas years later
( M o D, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)

the lion king
i'm pretty sure i saw apollo 13 as well
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)

I remember seeing Oliver and Company and The Land Before Time at the cinema
I can't remember too much about either film really.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)

When my children saw Land Before Time
they made me promise never to die. I suspect they would like me to reconsider that now.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)

An American Tale
and Ghostbusters.

Guess which one made me cry.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)

poor Stay Puft Marshmellow Man...
:'(
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)

He all blown to pieces
and it's not even his fault
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)

FIEVEL!!!!!
*blubs*
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)

He gets all lost
and sings a sad song, and the evil rat man is trying to get him, it's terrible.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)

Not a clue
But I just went for coffee, so I am now happier than I was before.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)

Less caffine throughout the day dude.
/ac
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)

Robin Hood Prince of Thieves
Or The Little Mermaid
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)

I think it was beethoven

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)

I've never seen that.
I saw Turner & Hooch though, that was a doggy film. I saw Big too.
My word, I did see a lot of films.
( Druid, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)

Honey I did something to some people and now some stuff is happening in return.
Beethoven
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)

did you go with my uncle too?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)

We ALL went with your uncle.

( Druid, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)

he did have all the best sweets

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)

I have th Dark Crystal on DVD
I think I went to see the rescuers but that was it as my mum always said it made her feel sick in the flicks. When I was old enough to go on my own I went to see honey I shrunk the kids for my 13th birthday I think where my best friend stole my boyfriend and did it very blatantly in front of me.
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)

"You bitch, you stole my boyfriend! YOU'VE FORCED ME TO THIS! I'm going to see Honey I Shrunk The Kids!"
You're a cruel lady, Mrs Spattam.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)

BUT SHE STOLE MY BOYFRIEND!

( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)

Going to see Honey I Shrunk the Kids makes you the Pol Pot of teenage life

( Theoban What of it, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)

Did she put out?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)

THATS ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT GONZO!

( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)

I can't help it ! I'm a young red-blooded male in the prime of his life !
Oh lord, that sounded a bit Fritzl.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)

The Jungle Book.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)

The Never Ending Storie, Jurassic Park, Edward Sizzordhands.
I'm sure there was a lot more.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)

Aladin, Lion King, Buety and the Beast.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)

Oh Gonzo, I think we should write a Gonzionary for all your words.
My favourites are 'jellopeno' and 'Sizzordhands'
( Druid, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)

Heh, I really should one day.
I've been thinking about making my "Dickshonairy" for ages.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)

We watched Never Ending Story at school
and Short Circuit
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)

The Flintstones
then the 1996 Wind in the Willows which had the Monty Python cast and Steve Coogan in it. That was an awesome film
( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)

The Land Before Time, My Girl
Oh I cried forever after watching My Girl, I was crying walking out of the building after the movie was over
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)

The Never Ending Story I think was one of them.
And Labyrinth.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)

"I'm David Bowie from the 1980s film Labyrinth"

( Druid, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)

Do you want to borrow my jumper, Bowie?

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)

Do they have grass in space
OR DO THEY HAVE ASTROTURF?
( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)

My ex was obsessed with Labyrinth
I think she watched it on average once a month. There's only so much backcombed Bowie one can take.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)

I love the labryinth and have the soundtrack on that there cd

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)

What kind of magic spell to use? Slime and snails, and puppy dog tails, thunder or lightening.... and then baby said....

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)

Pete's Dragon was the first, I think
Or maybe Superman. I was about 4.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)

Oh, I went to see Superman 2 and 3. Is 3 the one with Richard Pryor?
The one with the supercomputer. I saw that with my Grandma.
( Druid, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)

I only watched Superman when I was 28

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)

I read too quick and thought that said 'Police Dragon'
that would be so cool
( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)

Star Wars and Superman
both the same year I think. I have vivid memories of each experience.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)

Ghostbusters II
I remember getting too excited and slapping my dad's baldy head really hard and mushing popcorn into his shoulders during the opening credits. He told me off then fell asleep.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)

Star Wars
A View to a Kill
The Dark Crystal
Oh Wow The Ice Pirates I saw that recently :)
( M o D, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)

I remember only a few bits of it.
There was a bit in a bar where there were aliens, and a part where time went forward and they all turned into skellingtons.
( Druid, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)

It's quite dire but I still love it all the same
It's on sci fi / bravo or one of the other sky channles quite often.
( M o D, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)

It's lunch time, silly drood.

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)

No it isn't.
It's dinnertime and later it will be teatime.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)

A black and white silent Picturegram with fast paced piano music
/Bogus Official
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)

As a child I remember going to see Fantasia
I think I went to sleep. With my mates we went to see Jane Eyre, half of us sobbed, the other half giggled and threw sweets at each other. Guess which half I was in.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)

*passes tissue*
;P
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)

Tries....not....to...make....obvious....comment.....
Succeeds.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)

I have no specific memories of watching any films in cinemas
although I know I have
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)

Ghostbusters 2
The Little Mermaid
( WormuIus, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)

I've never seen the Little Mermaid. I did see Ghostbusters when it
first came out, it was ACE. They had a mirrorball and shone green lights at it before the film started. They used to try harder with films back then. Mind you, they used to have intermissions where a lady walking round sold ice cream and wooden sticks for spoons.
( Druid, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)

Never Ending Story

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)

Lion
King
(Meatfish BAH, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)