I would endorse
Porsche and Sailor Jerry Rum.

I'd probably also have to endorse a road safety campaign to justify it.

"Don't drink lovley sweet Sailor Jerry Rum whislt driving your fast Porsche like this idiot *crash, bang, cars over walls*, be responsible like me and only drink after you have driven. Hic."
(thediscokingpin, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)