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I reckon one of the best bits about being famous is endorsement deals.
Getting paid shitloads to say you like summat, plus getting tons of whatever it is free.

I'd endorse Greggs (or pretty much anyone who'd give me free stuff). Who'd you endorse?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)
Harold Shipman

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:39, archived)
Vans trainers please.
Or tea.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:39, archived)
Endorsing tea would only be good if they gave you your own personal Mrs Doyle type to bre up for you whenever you felt like it.

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
That would be fantastic.
I'm campaigning for a Tea Boy at work. One to wander round in some little shorts if at all possible.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)
I'm sure cr3 will do that if you ask nicely.
Edit: I hate myself for jumping on the spangolin-cr3 bandwagon. Sorry.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)
I didn't realise we were a bandwagon :)
I'll have to ask.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)
you're not really
it's mainly mykey, the thought of it seems to do something for him
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)
He does seem to get excited about the thought of other people having sex and that.

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)
I wonder what that could mean?
*casts aspersions*

Hello Esmewesme. I hope today finds you well?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)
Not too bad at all.
I have tidied the flat, hung out washing, watered plants and had some LOVELY seedy bread toasted. I will now have hot water with lemon.

I want to stay at home ALL the time.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)
'Casting aspersions'
sounds like a Warcraft spell that gives you the power to make the baddies autistic
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
Spellcasting "A-S-P-E-R-S-I-O-N-S"

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
*your enemy starts counting all the leaves on a tree*
WIN.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)
A-S-P-E-R-G-E-R-S

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)
I LOVE TO CAAALL YOU BABY!

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
there's an obvious conclusion to draw there

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)
Indeed.

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)
is it that he's fat?

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)
probably

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)
Pfft
Thats some excellent amateur psychology

Im amazed you'd give up an illustrious career in psycho analysis for wiping dogs bottoms.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)
Merely an observation.
No need to get upset and attempt to insult my job.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
TERRIBLE BULLYING

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
SADFACE

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)

SAD FAT
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)
Now you do the angryandirish thing you do
And i'll be fat

It'll be GREAT
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)
You know something right?
Fuck the fact that you've been here longer, and wasted more of your banal existance on here. Once upon a time, when I joined this site, you seemed like one of the people who didn't post banal shit and wasn't a whinging fuckbin. That was then. Now, you're slowly becoming the most tedious poster on here. You're a one man walking joke.

Why don't you log off for a week? Have a rest from all this. Because God knows, some of us need a rest from you, you disappointing cockwrench.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)
INTERNET USER UPSET AT OTHER INTERNET USER FOR SPENDING TIME ON INTERNET

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)
Hello.
Fuck off, yes?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)
Haha
this is EXCELLENT stuff
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)
I suppose I should be using this space to call you fat.
But that's just not worth it.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
*snort*
Ah the 'not worth it'

This just gets better, thank you fellow internet user.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
Oh Karl, the fat man's making you do all his running for you.

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)
internet anger at fatmen doesn't work
they can't wobble away from their keyboards anyway
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
but but I have not done anything wrong :(

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
hahaha

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)
what, not ever?
you pious shit
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
Also, clickin dis

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)
haha, you tell him, you big brave internet giant

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
Look at him ride to the defense of [whoever]

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
Really?
REALLY?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
My head hurts from the irony.

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
i did enjoy the word 'fuckbin'

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
From a man whose foreplay is lifting folds

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)
Better than no foreplay my animal mouthed friend

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)
Also
ZING
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)
*blows on finger guns*
*puts them back in pockets*
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
I still maintain that you have moments of brilliance in the amusement stakes
Dont make me doubt that:(
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
I really hope we're not in his angry wank bank
:(
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)
nah, just mine
/admires bicep
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)
a terrible fate for anyone!

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)
Fuck yes
YIFF
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)
Hmmm
www.b3ta.com/search/posts/19246?q=spangles
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
oh bless
if it's not cr3, it's the furriness. Sweet.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)
I quite liked his Damion conspiracy theory

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
It's always hard to accept that someone you liked on the internet is gone.
If you can't blame the Jews, best blame the Yiffers.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
We'll discount the bits about Damion being an oily, ignorant dimwit though.

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:03, archived)
I'll say nothing on that front.
For diplomacy and not seeming like one of those people that badmouthes their exes.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
Pfft.
Very mature of you :)
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)
and you never have
yay you.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)
That's it, spoil all my fun.
:(
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)
All of my exes are smelly and mental and lesbians
I'm a cunt tho :D
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
smentbians
the common name for a DG ex
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
bloody yiffers!
coming over here, taking our jobs
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:03, archived)
dressing up in our costumes,

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
wanking like a gibbon

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)
I pushed three Hard-Working British People That Fought In The War out into the streets when I got my job in new media.

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
this country is going to the dogs,
or to the people in dog costumes, at least
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
Blame them
blame them all, its everyones fault.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)

them Canada
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
they're not even a real country anyway

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
The Oracle says no
But is willing to allow one to start
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)
Ceefax says yes!

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)
I'm available.
But you have to supply the shorts.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)
I'll steal some off Kylie

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)
I start Monday
/shows arse cheeks.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)
The pay is good for that... 32k

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:43, archived)
old school!

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)
i'm trying to remember what his name was

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)
Zygotik, or something similar
I think he ended up joining the army
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)
low poly
it's for a game.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)
ahaha. yes!

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)
happy times indeed
you only have to look at the sub thread above about mykey above to see how shit b3ta has become
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
ahh what fun that was

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)
/waves glow sticks

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)
I'd get that seen to if I were you...
It's not healthy
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)
but its a delightful pussy green!

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
I don't like Vans
I think they look like sideways clown shoes. They're just so THICK.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)
The slip-on ones are really uncomfortable
but I have a pair that are the most wonderful things I've ever put on my feet.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)
You may use my copyrighted BREW promotional slogans.

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)
BREW
'Aye, go on then'
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)
Converse
La Senza
Green and Blacks
Guinness
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
excellent choices.

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)
Especially when combined.

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)
See, converse shoes are way better than Vans
*starts an internet argument*
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)
mine are etnies
but i'm not tied to any brand in particular
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
Marshall amps, Fender Guitars
and Diet Coke so I can get Duffy to put her large, lovely bum on my face and ride me like a bicycle.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
haha

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)
As she sang "AaaaaaaAAAa gotta be meeeeeeee!"
I'd sing the exact same thing, but in baritone into her hotpants.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)
Because it's in her kiss?

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)
stop
you're making me giggle in the office at the mental image
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)
I'd give her a solid fish hooking in the chops as she tried to sing as well
like when kids would try and making you say "My dad's a banker" in the playground.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)
she'd look like this after
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/tuggingduffy.jpg
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
is this all occurring on stage?
FILTH
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)
Nah, as we wen't through the supermarket

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)
GASP TIMES TEN
which aisle?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
tinned goods
I'm bounce some off the back of her neck as I bite her arms and so sex in her vageeni.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)
I endorse cash
"Cash! Rob Manuel says it's the ideal currency to obtain booze, prostitutes and giving tramps money for tea. GET SOME NOW."
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
You'd go in direct competition to the Maestro "cash is dead" adverts?

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)
it's a pretty good argument I think
tramps can't use Maestro cards to buy heroin
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)
Now that would be interesting, a plastic-enabled drug-dealer.

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)
"Do I get nectar points on a ten-bag of skag?"

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)

nectar methadone
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)
cash is king in the black economy
there's no VAT on smack.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)
See - that's just wrong...Smack = Luxury, therefore should have VAT charged.
The treasury would make millions. I shall alert HMRC immediately!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)
It'll happen.
I bet it does already, actually. At the top end. "Black AMEX? that'll do nicely, sir. 10g of finest Bolivian and two high-end hookers. It'll appear on your bill as "ring-binders and miscallaneous stationery" for expense purposes"
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)
I couldn't possibly comment
*sniffs*
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)
Waterstones
Borders
Foyles
Blackwells
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
GAAAAAAY

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)
whoever gives me buckets and buckets of cash

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)
I'm thinking more interms of the free stuff.

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)

cash fried chicken
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:43, archived)
rumbled

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)
I'd endorse your mum
or any chocolate product
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:43, archived)
snorting coke of ladies' bresticles.
that is a company, right?

And Tanqueray. "Gin. TMB recommends it for getting drunk and that. Letching optional"
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:43, archived)
Worked for Gordon Ramsey.

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)
Optional?
You've changed.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)






not really ;)
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:03, archived)
All the vineyards in Spain and Australia.

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:43, archived)
NZ wine is nicer than Aussie,
and I'm really getting into Italian at the moment :)
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)
Well, I didn't ask YOU, did I?
Hello Moosey Woosey Woo. How are you?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)
I'm good thank you - muddling along nicely.
Need to find myself a hobby though!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
It depends what you drink
NZ sauvignon is excellent, as is south Aus stuff. But NZ makes poor chardonnay, and their reds are weak bar pinotage.

Aus for big reds and chardonnay. check out south Aus sauvignon too, it's less overpriced than the Cloudy Bays of this world. My current fav NZ wine is Dog Point sauvignon. Half the price of cloudy bay* and just as good.

*addmitedly that's still 15 shitters a bottle, but you get what you pay for.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)
I'm not a white-wine drinker particularly
and some of the reds that we had over there were much nicer than alot of the stuff that we get here. Admittedly the pick of the bunch was the Pinot Noir.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)
don't buy from anywhere but good independent wine merchants
Supermarkets just get the mainstream dross

good places will always let you taste, and then buy by the case.

But yeah, you'll always get better wine in the actual country.

TMB - wine advisor to the internet since 1975
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
Also, I would not endorse Ryanair:
I wonder will they get away with this.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)
It's a pisstake
Ryanair do this all the time, because it generates publicity for them. See - charging for using the toilet.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
tuc sandwich biscuits
any decent tshirt seller
most video game publishers
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)
i really want to get sent free games to review
why isn't that happening already?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)
Oh that would be excellent.
Also, you could endorse a nice cheese to go with your tuc biccies.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)
mmmmmmmm
i might buy some cheese on the way home
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)
Cheeeeeeese.

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)
i haven't had any brie in a while

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
Have a brie and bacon burger.
NOMMMM.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
PAIN

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)
BEAK PAIN?

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)
I DONE CHIPPED IT :(

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)
I'm going to endorse celebratys who endorse products, giving them more credibility.
But I would like a cut of their stuff.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)
5.10 rock shoes
and Scarpa clothing.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)
Are you going to turn into a goat one day?

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)
yes

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
What colour goat?
Will you have big squirly horns or little fat ones? Will you eat cardigans?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
black with white tufts
little fat ones :(

of course I'll eat cardigans.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:03, archived)
Awww. You sound like you'll be a very cute goat.
If I meet you atop a windy mountainside I shall give you my cardigan.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)
Spector basses, Sunn amps and Lush.
Oh, and All Saints.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)
If you endorse All Saints does that mean that
one of the girls comes home home with you everynight?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)
No, the clothing people.
Although that Mel Blatt one could come home with me if she likes, she has nice hair.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
I had to look them up.
I like some of their shirts, the rest is a bit trendy for my tastes, and all of it too pricey.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)
I love their t shirts
and I don't mind paying for something that's well made or a bit different.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
I can appreciate that. I tend to wear tailored stuff as I find it hard to get nice fitting clothes due to my build
and I get it sent from India, Vietnam and China. It probably works out the same as buying decent off the shelf stuff really with carriage etc.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)
A friend of mine gets a lot of his suits made in.... Laos, I think.
Very well made, very good value.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
All Saints YES

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
I'm contemplating using their ram skull wallpaper in my bathroom.

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
A major supermarket
Apple
Atticus clothing
Vans shoes
Topman clothing
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)
I would endorse
Porsche and Sailor Jerry Rum.

I'd probably also have to endorse a road safety campaign to justify it.

"Don't drink lovley sweet Sailor Jerry Rum whislt driving your fast Porsche like this idiot *crash, bang, cars over walls*, be responsible like me and only drink after you have driven. Hic."
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)
Oh as many as possible
Align
JR
Futaba
O.S Engines
Mikado
Henseleit
Craghoppers
Ghillie Kettle
Kokam
FMA Direct
Spartan RC
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)
Hitler.

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)
Some kind of company that hires out bands for weddings
/may be too expensive to have a band for the Mr & Mrs Eddache wedding :(
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)
I will play at your wedding for free.
You like prog rock, yah?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
Maybe. Any links?
Unless you're cock teasing me.

Besides we're hoping for a more ska/punk band (i.e. Reel Big Fish). But at this rate, I think best we may hope for will be a bloke to play acoustic guitar purely for the first dance.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)
Its a wind up.
I actually play jazz fusion-y stuff, which witht he best will in the world is not wedding friendly.

I do the usualy strum and sing bit though for fun.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
Yamaha, Guinness, and Thomas the Bakers

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
and Lamb's

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:03, archived)
This shit blog
robotmantheblog.com/2006/10/25/so-i-guess-i-got-kicked-off-another-my-little-pony-forum/

It amuses me.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)
It's a blog from someone that trolls forums
Who wants to troll his blog?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)
"Your picture of Stalin riding a Year3 Limited Edition Starflower inside a German concentration camp was both upsetting and historically inaccurate."
But if it have been a Year 1943 Limited Edition Stormtrooper it would just have been upsetting?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)