I asked my doctor if he could give me anything for diarrhoea
he gave an A5 narrow ruled journal and I explosively shitted on his plastic chair while wearing a backless gown and it sprayed everywhere like when you turn a tap on a spoon too fast but with brown stinking napalm coming out of the tap instead of water. and the spoon in this is the chair. and the doctors office all your pots and pans.
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 1:22, archived)

If we milked Gluey, and fed his juice to everyone who came in here
we'd have a lot less rubbish noobs, and a lot more fun, I reckon.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 1:25, archived)

my teats are very leathery and require great force.

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 1:28, archived)