Like everyone else I don't have a sensible answer.
Watch this though, it might be helpful: www.youtube.com/watch?v=doKHQZobymg
( Zuowan, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)

I like
Newswipe alot, very clever stuff
(Faidman, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)