
Two beekeepers are chatting, the first says to the second:
"So how many bees do you have?"
"I have 10,000 bees."
"Wow! How many hives is that?"
"I have them all in 1,000 hives."
The first beekeeper seems impressed. The second one takes turn to ask him:
"So how many do you have?"
The first replies: "I have one million bees."
"One million!?! WOW!!! How many hives for those?"
"Just the one."
"Just the one? You're telling me you put 1 million bees in just one hive?"
"Yeah, sod 'em they're only bees."
( , Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:12, archived)