If I were french, my name would be pronounced like that

(Naughty Tortoise, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:38, archived)

tortue vilaine?
hmmm
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:40, archived)

oui!
Souris cachee, dormant chaton

Or something
(Naughty Tortoise, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:52, archived)

indeed
www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/articles/t/thismorningwithr_66603440.shtml
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:57, archived)

Dave?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:40, archived)

*awards ten points*

(Naughty Tortoise, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:47, archived)