Bollocks off you vile cunt
Phone NHS direct or something, don't come here aith your ass-bleeding problems.

For fuck's sake
(Jimmy Choo, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 6:50, archived)

Someone got out of bed on the wrong side this morning

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 6:56, archived)

Well....
He's quite obviously a twat
(Jimmy Choo, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 7:09, archived)

Of course.
Only a twat could bleed so profusely!
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 7:11, archived)