My bum is bleeding
I have some loowads shoved up my arse, and they're helping.. Just started by itself.. I ripped a big one a while ago.


Any tips to stop it quicker?
(ChinTheChinchilla, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 5:57, archived)

Don't have such violent bumsex in future.

Do you think it would be wise to seek medical advice?
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 6:13, archived)

Bollocks off you vile cunt
Phone NHS direct or something, don't come here aith your ass-bleeding problems.

For fuck's sake
(Jimmy Choo, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 6:50, archived)

Someone got out of bed on the wrong side this morning

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 6:56, archived)

Well....
He's quite obviously a twat
(Jimmy Choo, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 7:09, archived)

Of course.
Only a twat could bleed so profusely!
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 7:11, archived)

thats far too much information for this time in the morning
and I have a feeling that because of this, even if I did know the answer (which I don't), I wouldn't tell you...
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 7:13, archived)

is loowads
gayer code for another man's tool?
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 7:32, archived)

Ignore it.
It'll probably clear up on its own.
Try sitting in a tray of chilli peppers if it hurts too much.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 8:21, archived)