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I had the oddest dream last night
First I dreamed that I was driving up the hill into town through crowds of people in late-night-pisshead mode and a policeman stopped me and asked me what I was doing driving at this time of night. I replied that I was coming home, I'd been shopping in Tesco's.
He then let me go, and when I got to the top of the hill (centre of town) I stopped, and went up to a homeless girl of the large-norked persuasion.
I then got her to come back to my flat to have a shower and a photo session (disrobing included) as a 'project' to 'see what different types of people keep covered about themselves, what they're really like inside compared to their public persona'

I'm weird...
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:35, archived)
It means you're attracted to smelly vagrants.

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:36, archived)
Careful...
...he'll ask you for your phone number in a minute.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:39, archived)
well, from your experience
I'm sure you've lots of tips for me...
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:39, archived)
Clothes-peg on the nose before you start rimming the arse.

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:41, archived)
Thank you for that mental image

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:43, archived)
Don't chew on the crunchy bits.
Just swallow them without tasting too much.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:44, archived)
*bleaches*
You bad, bad, bad BAD man.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:57, archived)

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(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:42, archived)
Hehe
/ac
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:48, archived)
I had an excellent dream, that I wanted to write down
sadly I've forgotten most of it. It involved lots of odd fighting in a swimming pool/arena and escaping from buildings under seige from random gangs
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:46, archived)