Clothes-peg on the nose before you start rimming the arse.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:41, archived)

Thank you for that mental image

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:43, archived)

Don't chew on the crunchy bits.
Just swallow them without tasting too much.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:44, archived)

*bleaches*
You bad, bad, bad BAD man.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:57, archived)