She'll be champing at the bit.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:51, archived)

I'd give her
a quick ride round the paddock.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:53, archived)

Then she'd start
shitting HORSE EGGS and I'd get all disgusted and scared.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:55, archived)